Saturday, November 25, 2006

Top Ten Uses for Green Bean Casserole

10. Use as part of neighbor kids' club initiation. Tell prospective club members it's ground squirrel.
9. Use as paste for building toothpick houses
8. Use for practical jokes. Spoon healthy amount of beans into paper lunch sack. Set on enemy's porch, light bag, ring doorbell... RUN!
7. Makes great grout when re-tiling bathroom floor. (Note: Make sure bathroom decor matches green shade of beans.)
6. Serves as excellent dog food in a pinch.
5. Use as wallpaper stripper. Consistency makes application easy.
4. Great way to keep children quiet during Thanksgiving Dinner. Lips stick together because of the cream of mushroom soup.
3. Acts as a substitute for playdough, and it's easier to get out of carpets.
2. Keeps grandma busy during the holidays and out of the casinos.
1. Use as alternative to green, acidsplit when filming 'Slither 2'.